THEREwasaboycalledEustaceClarenceScrubb,andhealmostdeservedit.HisparentscalledhimEustaceClarenceandmasterscalledhimScrubb.Ican’ttellyouhowhisfriendsspoketohim,forhehadnone.Hedidn’tcallhisFatherandMother“Father”and“Mother”,butHaroldandAlberta.Theywereveryup-to-dateandadvancedpeople.Theywerevegetarians,non-smokersandteetotallersandworeaspecialkindofunderclothes.Intheirhousetherewasverylittlefurnitureandveryfewclothesonbedsandthewindowswerealwaysopen.
EustaceClarencelikedanimals,especiallybeetles,iftheyweredeadandpinnedonacard.Helikedbooksiftheywerebooksofinformationandhadpicturesofgrainelevatorsoroffatforeignchildrendoingexercisesinmodelschools.
EustaceClarencedislikedhiscousinsthefourPevensies,Peter,Susan,EdmundandLucy.ButhewasquitegladwhenheheardthatEdmundandLucywerecomingtostay.Fordeepdown insidehimhelikedbossingandbullying;and,thoughhewasapunylittlepersonwhocouldn’thavestoodupeventoLucy,letaloneEdmund,inafight,heknewthattherearedozensofwaystogivepeopleabadtimeifyouareinyourownhomeandtheyareonlyvisitors.
EdmundandLucydidnotatallwanttocomeandstaywithUncleHaroldandAuntAlberta.Butitreallycouldn’tbehelped.FatherhadgotajoblecturinginAmericaforsixteenweeksthatsummer,andMotherwastogowithhimbecauseshehadn’thadarealholidayfortenyears.PeterwasworkingveryhardforanexamandhewastospendtheholidaysbeingcoachedbyoldProfessorKirkeinwhosehousethesefourchildrenhadhadwonderfuladventureslongagointhewaryears.Ifhehadstillbeeninthathousehewouldhavehadthemalltostay.Buthehadsomehowbecomepoorsincetheolddaysandwaslivinginasmallcottagewithonlyonebedroomtospare.ItwouldhavecosttoomuchmoneytotaketheotherthreealltoAmerica,andSusanhadgone。
Grown-upsthoughthertheprettyoneofthefamilyandshewasnogoodatschoolwork(thoughotherwiseveryoldforherage)andMothersaidshe“wouldgetfarmoreoutofatriptoAmericathantheyoungsters”.EdmundandLucytriednottogrudgeSusanherluck,butitwasdreadfulhavingtospendthesummerholidaysattheirAunt’s.“Butit’sfarworseforme,”saidEdmund,“becauseyou’llatleasthavearoomofyourownandIshallhavetoshareabedroomwiththatrecordstinker,Eustace.”
ThestorybeginsonanafternoonwhenEdmundandLucywerestealingafewpreciousminutesalonetogether.AndofcoursetheyweretalkingaboutNarnia,whichwasthenameoftheirownprivateandsecretcountry.Mostofus,Isuppose,haveasecretcountrybutformostofusitisonlyanimaginarycountry.EdmundandLucywereluckierthanotherpeopleinthatrespect.Theirsecretcountrywasreal.Theyhadalreadyvisitedittwice;notinagameoradreambutinreality.TheyhadgotthereofcoursebyMagic,whichistheonlywayofgettingtoNarnia.Andapromise,orverynearlyapromise,hadbeenmadetheminNarniaitselfthattheywouldsomedaygetback.Youmayimaginethattheytalkedaboutitagooddeal,whentheygotthechance.
TheywereinLucy’sroom,sittingontheedgeofherbedandlookingatapictureontheoppositewall.Itwastheonlypictureinthehousethattheyliked.AuntAlbertadidn’tlikeitatall(thatwaswhyitwasputawayinalittlebackroomupstairs),butshecouldn’tgetridofitbecauseithadbeenaweddingpresentfromsomeoneshedidnotwanttooffend.
Itwasapictureofaship—ashipsailingstraighttowardsyou.Herprowwasgildedandshapedliketheheadofadragonwithwide-openmouth.Shehadonlyonemastandonelarge,squaresailwhichwasarichpurple.Thesidesoftheship—whatyoucouldseeofthemwherethegildedwingsofthedragonended—weregreen.Shehadjustrunuptothetopofonegloriousbluewave,andthenearerslopeofthatwavecamedowntowardsyou,withstreaksandbubblesonit.Shewasobviouslyrunningfastbeforeagaywind,listingoveralittleonherportside.(Bytheway,ifyouaregoingtoreadthisstoryatall,andifyoudon’tknowalready,youhadbettergetitintoyourheadthattheleftofashipwhenyouarelookingahead,isport,andtherightisstarboard.)Allthesunlightfellonherfromthatside,andthewateronthatsidewasfullofgreensandpurples.Ontheother,itwasdarkerbluefromtheshadowoftheship.
“Thequestionis,”saidEdmund,“whetheritdoesn’tmakethingsworse,lookingataNarnianshipwhenyoucan’tgetthere.”
“Evenlookingisbetterthannothing,”saidLucy.“AndsheissuchaveryNarnianship.”
“Stillplayingyouroldgame?”saidEustaceClarence,whohadbeenlisteningoutsidethedoorandnowcamegrinningintotheroom。Lastyear,whenhehadbeenstayingwiththePevensies,hehadmanagedtohearthemalltalkingofNarniaandhelovedteasingthemaboutit.Hethoughtofcoursethattheyweremakingitallup;andashewasfartoostupidtomakeanythinguphimself,hedidnotapproveofthat.
“You’renotwantedhere,”saidEdmundcurtly.
“I’mtryingtothinkofalimerick,”saidEustace.“Somethinglikethis:
“SomekidswhoplayedgamesaboutNarniaGotgraduallybalmierandbalmier—”
“WellNarniaandbalmierdon’trhyme,tobeginwith,”saidLucy。
“It’sanassonance,”saidEustace.
“Don’taskhimwhatanassy-thingummyis,”saidEdmund.“He’sonlylongingtobeasked.Saynothingandperhapshe’llgoaway.”
Mostboys,onmeetingareceptionlikethis,wouldeitherhaveclearedoutorflaredup.Eustacedidneither.Hejusthungaboutgrinning,andpresentlybegantalkingagain.
“Doyoulikethatpicture?”heasked.
“Forheaven’ssakedon’tlethimgetstartedaboutArtandallthat,”saidEdmundhurriedly,butLucy,whowasverytruthful,hadalreadysaid,“Yes,Ido.Ilikeitverymuch.”
“It’sarottenpicture,”saidEustace.
“Youwon’tseeitifyoustepoutside,”saidEdmund.
“Whydoyoulikeit?”saidEustacetoLucy.
“Well,foronething,”saidLucy,“Ilikeitbecausetheshiplooksasifitwasreallymoving.Andthewaterlooksasifitwasreallywet.Andthewaveslookasiftheywerereallygoingupanddown.”
OfcourseEustaceknewlotsofanswerstothis,buthedidn’tsayanything.Thereasonwasthatatthatverymomenthelookedatthewavesandsawthattheydidlookverymuchindeedasiftheyweregoingupanddown.Hehadonlyoncebeeninaship(andthenonlyasfarastheIsleofWight)andhadbeenhorriblyseasick.Thelookofthewavesinthepicturemadehimfeelsickagain.Heturnedrathergreenandtriedanotherlook.Andthenallthreechildrenwerestaringwithopenmouths.
Whattheywereseeingmaybehardtobelievewhenyoureaditinprint,butitwasalmostashardtobelievewhenyousawithappening.Thethingsinthepictureweremoving.Itdidn’tlookatalllikeacinemaeither;thecoloursweretoorealandcleanand out-of-doorsforthat.Downwenttheprowoftheshipintothewaveandupwentagreatshockofspray.Andthenupwentthewavebehindher,andhersternandherdeckbecamevisibleforthefirsttime,andthendisappearedasthenextwavecametomeetherandherbowswentupagain.AtthesamemomentanexercisebookwhichhadbeenlyingbesideEdmundonthebedflapped,roseandsailedthroughtheairtothewallbehindhim,andLucyfeltallherhairwhippingroundherfaceasitdoesonawindyday。Andthiswasawindyday;butthewindwasblowingoutofthepicturetowardsthem.Andsuddenlywiththewindcamethenoises—theswishingofwavesandtheslapofwateragainsttheship’ssidesandthecreakingandtheover—allhighsteadyroarofairandwater。Butitwasthesmell,thewild,brinysmell,whichreallyconvincedLucythatshewasnotdreaming.
“Stopit,”cameEustace’svoice,squeakywithfrightandbadtemper.“It’ssomesillytrickyoutwoareplaying.Stopit.I’lltellAlberta—Ow!”
Theothertwoweremuchmoreaccustomedtoadventures,but,justexactlyasEustaceClarencesaid“Ow,”theybothsaid“Ow”too.Thereasonwasthatagreatcold,saltsplashhadbrokenrightoutoftheframeandtheywerebreathlessfromthesmackofit,besidesbeingwetthrough.
“I’llsmashtherottenthing,”criedEustace;andthenseveralthingshappenedatthesametime.Eustacerushedtowardsthepicture.Edmund,whoknewsomethingaboutmagic,sprangafterhim,warninghimtolookoutandnottobeafool.Lucygrabbedathimfromtheothersideandwasdraggedforward.Andbythistimeeithertheyhadgrownmuchsmallerorthepicturehadgrownbigger.Eustacejumpedtotrytopullitoffthewallandfoundhimselfstandingontheframe;infrontofhimwasnotglassbutrealsea,andwindandwavesrushinguptotheframeastheymighttoarock.Helosthisheadandclutchedattheothertwowhohadjumpedupbesidehim.Therewasasecondofstrugglingandshouting,andjustastheythoughttheyhadgottheirbalanceagreatbluerollersurgeduproundthem,sweptthemofftheirfeet,anddrewthemdownintothesea.Eustace’sdespairingcrysuddenlyendedasthewatergotintohismouth.
Lucythankedherstarsthatshehadworkedhardatherswimminglastsummerterm.Itistruethatshewouldhavegotonmuchbetterifshehadusedaslowerstroke,andalsothatthewaterfeltagreatdealcolderthanithadlookedwhileitwasonlyapicture。Still,shekeptherheadandkickedhershoesoff,aseveryoneoughttodowhofallsintodeepwaterintheirclothes.Sheevenkepthermouthshutandhereyesopen.Theywerestillquiteneartheship;shesawitsgreensidetoweringhighabovethem,andpeoplelookingatherfromthedeck.Then,asonemighthaveexpected,Eustaceclutchedatherinapanicanddowntheybothwent.